50 Special Skills And Talents Omitted From My...
I read this article by JOSH GONDELMAN on thoughtcatalog.com and figured it’d be fun to make one for myself. Enjoy! Willing to be big spoon or little spoon. Has a terrific family recipe for No-Bake Cookies. Can be showered and ready to go in 20 minutes flat if need-be. Gives frequent and honest complements. Critiques work honestly and in good taste. Can consistently make babies...
kassanova replied to your post: I’m so alone. Are you free Saturday? We should talk and stuffs. I have a cake request, but I also do want to talk because we’d be awesome friends :) I think I have a cake to make for Sunday as well, but I’ll let you know for sure. If not, maybe I could help you with your cake? I duno. You may not need help, but I do have a lot to offer if you’d...
I'm so alone.
I just need a friend.
I am good, but not an angel. I do sin, but I am not the devil. I am just a...– Marylin Monroe (via kanahayasjournal)
If he’s not calling you, it’s because you are not on his mind. If he creates...– Greg Behrendt (via cavum)
Just one more time.
I don’t know most of you, but I know you don’t care about my relationship problems. You added me because you like my cakes or the things I post on my dash, but my life is more than that. So, just this last time, I’m going to vent about my heartbreak, then I promise to do something I hardly ever do and keep my mouth shut. I bought my early ticket home last night. I watched old...
Fool me once...
This trip cost me over $900 and I didn’t even get a kiss.
I want to go home.